This weekend I've:
Drove to Birmingham
Went the pub
Went for breakfast
Went to the races
Went to the pub
Had a great wank
Had a breakfast cooked for me
Drove to Sheffield
Went bowling
Went to the cinema
Lusted over a mate's sexy bird
Ordered takeaway
Watched Tim Minchin
Waited for take away
Thoughts about said bird in lingerie.......
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